My luggage (backpack, dufflebag, & sleeping bag)
On our way there, we passed by a town that looked like the scene from Terminator 2
The drive was about 4 hrs and 30 min to our destination in our 4 rapist tour vans.
Our camping grounds.
Our Tent (courtesy of Matt)
Meet Adrian G., my tent roomie. ***warning: contains lots of gas***
Meet Matt S., my other roomie. Fine young gentleman ready for some grade A bear fighting.
As we look for our spot to pitch our tent, we run into a wild ice cold river (28 degrees)
Meet Phil., he is the bbq man aka executive chef. Him cooking massive burgers and hotdogs just ready to be released in toilets. Then after dinner we go to sleep.
Day 2: Wake up to Matt right smack in my face looking mummified.
Matt on Day 2, ready to fight a bear.
Meet Tarius and Nicole.
Now the Hike Begins.
Myself looking over the frozen lake.
Meet Tarius., his mother was beaten up by Penny Hardaway.
Matt and Adrian getting real cute.
This dog was just directing traffic along the snowy roads.
Courtesy of Mindy
We head down to the lake and find a snowman dead smack in the middle.
After we went even lower and found this ice cold water lake which I had to cross. I failed to take any futher pictures of this due to me falling into snow and then breaking into lake water. My feet were frozen and I am lucky to even still be alive.
Our class then moves along to a different side of the Sierras.
Starting point.
Meet Alyssa. This was our driver and I failed to introduce her into the beginning of this post due to me being in shock from all her stories and lifestyle that she lives. She is super awesome and I thought she was Bisexual because she was pimpin everybody in site. But she told me she's a lesbian (who is linked to all my friends). She is very open and for about 45 hrs of our trip, she talked about all her lesbian encounters and how she is the greatest wingwoman ever. I shall stop here because any further content will have my blog deleted.
SWEEET JESUS!!!
After, we had to turn back because sun was coming down and we needed to start cooking dinner.
We got back to the camp, Me and Matt decided to build a igloo made from sticks. Thank you Bear Grylls for our knowledge.
We get back and find Phil already cooking the chicken and tri-tip. Let me tell you, the meat was phenomenal! And Phil's 12 inch pythons were really pumping those potatoes. May I add, top 10 mashed potatoes I have tasted. (No pictures due to me concentrating all my energy to tri-tip and mashed potatoes.)
Meet Opt. Prime in pinata form. Me, Matt, and Adrian brought the class a pinata for entertainment.
Adrian swinging the rock/rope to hang Opt. Prime
Usually people use a bat to break a pinata...
Not us! We stoned Opt. Prime to death. Professor Grylls broke the pinata and won!
After the pinata, we all sat around the campfire and shared some precious times. We then witnessed a bear right behind us because of all the smores and toasted marshmellows!
The bear looking for the fallen pinata candy
We then ran for our lives!!!!
Just kidding about the bears, I found a picture and thought it was a bear. Anyways, we finished the night all around the campfire with the following:
- Speaking of Big Weiners
- Gay Marriage
- Watching lesbian videos
- Disneyland
- Minami
- & Mr. and Mister King Leonidas
We woke up on Sunday to pack and leave the camp. Before heading home we stopped by a bakery called Shats. It was thee most amazing bakery I have been into. I thought we were in Adventureland in Disneyland.
Alyssa drove all the way back home w/ thee craziest, dirtiest, shocking, scariest, and funniest stories in a span of 4 hrs. Professor Grylls then thanked us and said we were the greatest group of campers he had experienced and said I am one crazy son of a bitch.
Meet The Outdoor Adventuring Class of 2010
May 7th - 9th, 2010.
Eastern Sierras.
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